~ finding amusement in the simple things in life ~
Sunday, May 4, 2014
We Have Renter's Insurance
... which is a good thing. Tonight, someone whose name rhymes with "cat", let a ripe one rip. The stench was so offensive, I yelled for him to run and get the matches, which he did. In the whirlwind of stink and hurry, a lit match came flying onto me and then onto the chair. A childish scream was released (by "cat"). The flame was swiftly and expertly extinguished. The flamer lives on.